Ramblings of a web designer
“I haven’t liked water since that boat ride 400 years ago.”
-Phillip, when I told him I’ll buy him water at lunch. Oh. I guess for a frame of reference you should know that he’s black.
“I’ve got bad habits bigger than you.”
-Hannibal, regarding the diminutive size of a coworker
“Yeah I don’t really like parties, but whatever, Obama is clearly more presidential. And he is an accomplished poker player.”
-Jon, explaining what caused his vote to swing. Someone put this on a poster already.
“Okay, let’s not have Michael Phelps never do anything on screen, unless he’s in the water…. I wanted to take all 8 of his gold medals away from him.”
-Vinni, referring to Michael Phelps’s hosting of SNL
“Smart women don’t turn me on but dumb girls turn me off”
-Boeckman
“Fear is the thief of dreams.”
-Source unknown, brought to my attention by Jason Z. Very thought-provoking, I’d say. Also, one of my few QOTD’s that aren’t humor-based.
“Man I can’t wait to choke people. I’m really getting into it.”
-Aaron, referring to his jiu-jitsu class. I’m just glad he has an outlet for his pent-up frustration and that he doesn’t put choke-holds on me… in my sleep.
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