Quote of the Day
“Alright. I’m gonna go lift weights and get sweaty in a room full of other dudes…nothing gay about that..”
-Art
I haven’t had an entry on here in forever and a day, and it’s a travesty, I tell you. A CRIME. Why? Because here I am, promising myself that I won’t be a deadbeat dad/site owner, and I’ve gone and done it. Actually it’s also because I’m paying for Vinoj.com so I’m actually wasting money by not updating.
But I digress.
Things at work are getting a bit more intense, and I learned that I may be having upto 15 students that I’ll have to work with each week. (GULP.) Here’s a little tidbit- it’s a lot harder than you might think.
I’ll come up with some more funny stuff at some point to put on here, as well as an updated Pic of the Week.
Quote of the Day
“That is a lie from the pits of HELL!”
-Vinni
Conversation tidbit of the day
Amit: “And her dimensions are…”
Vinoj: “Ugly as s**t.”
So I’m doing an interview today for Microsoft, and I hear the ring-song (is that what they call those songs you hear as you call someone’s phone??) of some dude. I had to laugh at what I heard.
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus.
KICK. ASS.
Quote of the Day
“Go to the stairs and come on your knees.”
-Virginia, proposing something for which I don’t have the flexibility
You’re not gonna believe what I did out of the sheer lunacy of it. I installed Microsoft Office Communicator (a corporate version of Windows Messenger) on here, which basically connects me to all other Microsoft employees. Let me clarify – ALL MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES. So who does this include? That’s right, Mr. Bill Gates. And yes, I added him to my contact list.
So what happens when you get a notification that a new ‘buddy’ has added you to their contacts list? Naturally, you deny them if you don’t know who the hell that person is. I’ve subverted that by being extremely intelligent and cunning. I sent him an email (because I’m sure he doesn’t receive many) that said the following: Okay fine, I thought, “Hey why not,” and added you to my Microsoft Office Communicator account and I’m in India. (Bangalore)But hey- nothing wrong with having another contact that’s extremely intriguing on here, right? (And I assure you that I’m very interesting.)
I’m a frikkin moron and I have no clue why I just wrote one of the frikkin richest men– in the world.
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