These are the types of emails we send out to each other….
Travis
It’s Tornado Season and I just thought we should brush up on our terminology so that in the event of a Tornado we would all be prepared, this is just a list of some keywords we all should be listening for
* Hook echo
* Wind Shear
* Updraft
* MOAR(Mother of All Radars)
* Metro
* Doppler radar
* Wall cloud
* Ranger 9
* Underground
* Mobile home
* Immediate tornado precautions
* Bathtub/Closet
* Football Helmet
* Blanket/Mattress
* Val is that you on the Getner?
* Will someone please answer that phone?
* Do you see power flashes?”
* National Weather Service
* Mesocyclone
* Portable Radio
* Take shelter
* Tornado warning in effect until …
* Baseball-sized hail
* Waterloo Road
* Pottawatomie County
* You’re not missing any of [program name].
* We’ll keep you advised.
With these tips I know everyone can have a safe tornado season.
Erin
The real question is…
Who would win in a fight?
Gary England vs Kelly Ogle
Personally, my money is on Gary. The dude is like the Okie Chuck Norris of Meteorology, and he is 300 years old. He could summon a F5 and blast Ogle all the way to Watongaville. Not sure though, Ogle has those gangsta-like ‘2 cents’ hater skills. Lays it down all mad-thuggish on the weekly.
Travis
And plus G-England rolls deep with a poss[e] of tornado chasers, those guys have a few screws loose and could prolly serve up a pretty mean [k]nuckle sandwich!
Jason
I’m afraid neither one would be any match for Newschannel 4’s Mike Morgan.
Mike’s $3000 suits hide a bandolier of Gentners that he can hurl
throwing-star style - he’s been known to hit his targets - even from
within their tornado safe spot from over 300 yards. Failing that, the
sheer light energy emitted from his radioactive tan skin,
gamma-whitened teeth, and high-gloss manicure would melt England on
the spot. And Ogle? Bah. Morgan has an Ogle of his own to take care of
that: Ken. The BIG Ogle. He’s like twelve feet tall. He’d swing little
curly haired Kelly Ogle around and around, planting him in Gary’s bad
back.
You don’t mess with Newschannel 4. (Did I mention they have Cherokee
Ballard, too? She served JAIL TIME.)
Seriously. No contest.
Erin
Man, I knew Cherokee Ballard was the toothbrush prison shank type, this just solidifies that belief.
One time I was at a BBQ with Jennifer Reynolds and watched her down and entire rack of ribs in a single sitting.
Needless to say, up until that moment I didn’t believe in true love.
OK[lahoma] has the best TV personalities, bottom line.