So by now you may have seen my Facebook status that I’m bald. And yes, you heard it right, I am. Why, you ask? Well… it all began when……
My play ended, so..
I decided to go ahead and get my hair cut. I hate having long hair. Despise it. So I was going to go for something a little like the guy all the way on the right in Black Eyed Peas. A mohawk in the middle, but three racing stripes on each side, a la Kanye West. I tell the lady my idea, and she says, “You know four might be better. They’d look more even.” Sure, why not, I think. After all, this is a hair PROFESSIONAL. Of COURSE she would know what to do.
Not so much.
This woman had no idea how to make a straight line. There were four random lines drawn in at the side that looked horrific. (Pic can be found here) She saw my reaction and goes, “Oh wait, I have an idea.” She then proceeds to take the four “lines” and make them into two big bands that go to the side. Oh dear.
I decide I’ll keep it for the Kanye concert the next day and then shave the rest off afterwards. It’s after I came home that I realize the absolute horror of what she did and I go back to shave my head. As I wait at Supercuts for her (yes yes, I know.. don’t go to Supercuts), there are people there laughing at me, looking at my head. She then has the audacity to say, “But that’s what he wanted!”
I wanted to punch her in the ovary. Right in the baby maker. (Thank you, Anchorman)
Anyway, I shaved my head and well, now you can see it. Granted in a short week my hair has already grown out a bit more, but you can see it for what it was the very next day. By the way, that was taken on the iMac at work. Really good camera on that machine!
Enjoy!
