You all may have heard of calf-fries, Rocky Mountain oysters, and the other vague names for the dish where ultimately, you eat bull testicles. For all of those who are reeling in disgust right now, just know that yes, people eat that and much worse around the world. Lamb brain or iguana anyone?
Anyway, apparently a guy walked in to an Oklahoma City bar and committed a heinous crime in the state of Oklahoma– he wore a Texas Longhorns t-shirt. So well this is exactly the type of crime that requires vigilante justice– street justice– or perhaps even a CITIZEN’S arrest. So what did Allen Michael Beckett do? He grabbed the felon’s BALLSACK and wouldn’t let go until it tore off and blood dripped down his legs.
You smell that? That’s the smell of intelligence and freedom of expression in Oklahoma.
Or maybe it’s the UT fan shitting his pants after realizing that his balls had to be restitched on with 60 stitches. Yum.