Today there are two, count ‘em, TWO quotes I’m putting up because they’re both worth it.
“Men spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.”
-D-dey, recalling a quote he heard somewhere
“God they’re just so cute and little- I just wanted to grab a couple and put them in my bag!”
-Barry, on his affection for Asian women and how it was exacerbated when he went to Thailand (?)